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E/N: I just noticed a HUGE mistake in the video. I wrote that Dolly the sheep had a leg to much, while this isn’t true. I have no idea where those thoughs came from… I guess I confused her with another sheep… Dolly DIDN’T have a leg too much. Please just keep that in mind while reading the lyrics/facts. I don’t have the time to change the video and lyrics again, because rendering a video takes about 2 hours.

This is a project for biology class.
We had for find an original way to present our facts. I changed the lyrics of CrushCrushCrush by Paramore into lyrics which are about those facts and made a video with those lyrics. I hope you’ll enjoy it!

[Don’t take the lyrics too seriously; some lines are just for fun as well :)).]
[Sorry if there are some mistakes; finding good rime words in English was kind of hard at some points.]

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FactsFactsFacts [CrushCrushCrush by Paramore]

Ive got a lot to say to you,
Yeah Ive got a lot to say.
Did you know ostriches have beautiful eyes?
They dont put their heads in the ground; thats just a disguise.

Listen all to me now,
Ive got some nice facts for you all.
Educational.

Listen all to me now,
Ive got some nice facts for you all.
Educational.

[Facts, Facts, Facts, Facts, 1, 2, 3, 4!]

A human laughs about 17 times a day,
But be careful; it might kill you today.
Of course that wont happen,
Just laugh like rats who play.
Keep on laughing, all day.

Animals get nervous when you stare at them.
In that case theyre just like men [humans].
A sheep was cloned, but had a leg too much.
Dolly was her name, but she passed away fast.

Listen all to me now,
Ive got some nice facts for you all.
Educational.

Listen all to me now,
Ive got some nice facts for you all.
Educational.

[Facts, Facts, Facts, Facts, 1, 2, 3, 4!]

When you have a winter
Depression listen to me,
Sit near the window,
Or use light therapy.

When you are pregnant,
Chocolate is what you need.
Your baby will be happy; guaranteed.

Facts, more facts will come.
Dont you see that; I need those points now.
Just give them to me somehow.

Facts, more facts will come.
Dont you see that; I need those points now.
Just give them to me somehow.

Facts, more facts will come.
Dont you see that; I need those points now.
Just give them to me somehow.

A baby with a round face,
Is usually more cute.
Farts really do burn,
Just like firewood.

Those were the last facts,
This song now comes to an end.
I hope you enjoyed it.
And remember:

When you have a winter
Depression listen to me,
Sit near the window,
Or use light therapy.

When you are pregnant,
Chocolate is what you need.
Your baby will be happy; guaranteed.

This really is the end.

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My other facts you can find at the end of the video.
Oh, and before I forget;

Facts, more facts will come.
Dont you see that; I need those points now.
Just give them to me somehow.

FACTS WHICH AREN’T SHOWN AT THE END:
– Did you know that babies look so cute because of their round faces?
– Did you know that the attractiveness of a person depends on his/her symmetry?

This part was for fun only. I don’t mean to ‘claim’ those points, haha.

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