in fact, I’m actually straight.
the minute hour
https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour

music:
Guitar Gallop – Sam Spence

lyrics:
I don’t care what they say
I don’t care,
I’m not gay-ay-ay-ay
No in fact, I am straight
100% stray-ay-ay-ait
Mark that down in your books!
I’m not one who would give a look or
suck anybody’s cock!
no that’s not what i want

If i was gay
everybody would know
i’d run round the town
to spy the seeds that i could sow
all type of dick
put em into my mouth
get em real stiff
and maybe bring em further south
down to my butt
BUT!

i’m tellin ya im not gay
in fact im actually straight
theres not much i can say
dont have to get so complicated
go out and tell all your friends!
i don’t want their rear ends

for the moment im straight
but i can feel that straightness fading
yes i wait for the day
where on the horizon a man is waiting
to suck my little cock
when he does i’ll be truly happy
until then i am not

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